Oh hell naw!! I’m getting so damn tired of my dryer shrinking my clothes. Today I am taking action by writing a letter to Mr Maytag himself. They need to put a warning on this contraption that states this thing will cause shrinkage. I am so sick and tired of all these manufactures and their defective devices.
The other day I stepped on a my digital scale. Can you believe it measured my weight wrong? It weighed me about 5-25lbs heavier than I actually am. I am going to write this company too. If we as consumers keep sitting back and not make these companies accountable then they will continue to make sub-standard products.
The other day I found another defective object in my house and it was the straw that broke the camel’s back. The full-length mirror that I love with all my heart betrayed me. I passing by the mirror minding my own business when I walked passed it and I didn’t recognize the image that reflected back. Somebody traded my mirror for one of those carvinal mirrors that makes you look larger than you actually are. I looked around my house because I know this has got to be a prank. I know someone is videotaping me for a television show like maybe America’s Funniest Video or the show Punked. They must have been a professional installer because I didn’t see any hidden cameras so my conclusion is the mirror is defective too! My face was way too round and my stomach was too big and I know damn well my breast don’t hang that low like an old lady. I now have to write three letters and hire an attorney. I’m not going to keep paying good money for defective items any longer. I am taking a stand!