A humorous view inside my head where my alter ego Janet also resides
BREAKING NEWS!!!! Newly discovered information. I discovered that if you go to the south for vacation and eat at Lady and Sons one day and the next day you eat at Mrs. Wilkes then follow that with a trip to Mississippi and eat soul food all 6 days and eat several servings of Bluebell ice […]
Read MoreThou shall not eat and then lie down.
Read MoreWhat a weekend. I attended two birthday parties and a tea luncheon. Now I’m scared to step on the scales. See what had happened was…. I didn’t want to disappoint my host by not partaking in not eating the food. I talked to myself before I went to the buffet. I said to myself don’t […]
Read MoreOh hell naw!! I’m getting so damn tired of my dryer shrinking my clothes. Today I am taking action by writing a letter to Mr Maytag himself. They need to put a warning on this contraption that states this thing will cause shrinkage. I am so sick and tired of all these manufactures and their […]
Read MoreIt’s Superbowl Sunday and I am excited. I went to th e store to purchase snacks. I still haven’t quite figured out what I am having to eat. I don’t know what time the game actually starts but I do know that Justin Timberlake is performing at half-time. I wonder if he is going to […]
Read MoreI was so proud of myself. I met this handsome man who shares my last name for breakfast the other day. I love breakfast food and it’s my most difficult meal to eat healthy. I once went to the Dr. office and I was going to breakfast afterward and she wanted to know what was […]
Read MoreWho in the (beep) starts an healthy eating program the week of Thanksgiving? Me, that’s who. It was my final straw when I went to church last Sunday and choose a dress that I tried to camouflage my rolls without a success. I then wore a cape over it not because it was fashionable but […]
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