Cash on Hand

Tis the season to keep cash on you. It’s Garage Sale Time of the year!

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Buzz off!

I need an attorney that specializes in property rights. These insects and critters have got to get evicted from my yard. I’m planning on working in my yard and I don’t have time to be bother with them. The mosquitoes just ran me in my house. I pay taxes on this property!!! They are going […]

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Mother’s Day Group Text

If you are a mother. I am saying Happy Mother’s Day. I love y’all, I appreciate you all BUT DO NOT PUT ME IN A DAMN GROUP TEXT. I seriously appreciate you thinking about me but I’m going to be in church trying to hear the word and my phone will be lighting up and […]

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Add chef to my name

I put a little bit of this with that then I stirred in some leftover of the whatitmacallit. (what you will call it)  I seasoned it then added onions, green peppers and bam. Dinner is done. Don’t forget the bam!!! (Just say the word bam out loud) Don’t ask me what it is but it […]

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No self check out lane for me

I do not use self-check out lanes.  I was at the grocery store and all the lines were long.  I’m trying to make a stand by not getting in the self check out lanes.  Why would I like to scan my own items? Bag my own ish and then pay the machine? The other day […]

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Free therapy session

I need to vent about my family and friends. They expect me to stop what I’m doing to meet them someplace to pick out something for their home. I don’t charge them for my services. (Do you know how much gas is for my Yukon and  it’s an XL?) What irritates me (I’m using my […]

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I didn’t fall for the scam

Get this: I got an text from area code 267. It said Hello I’m Fabian do you do window blinds and do you accept credit cards? I said yes. It said they are recuperating from Lung Cancer and their son is out of town to let me in the house to take measurements. They need […]

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