Mother’s Day Group Text

If you are a mother. I am saying Happy Mother’s Day. I love y’all, I appreciate you all BUT DO NOT PUT ME IN A DAMN GROUP TEXT. I seriously appreciate you thinking about me but I’m going to be in church trying to hear the word and my phone will be lighting up and […]

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Add chef to my name

I put a little bit of this with that then I stirred in some leftover of the whatitmacallit. (what you will call it)  I seasoned it then added onions, green peppers and bam. Dinner is done. Don’t forget the bam!!! (Just say the word bam out loud) Don’t ask me what it is but it […]

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No self check out lane for me

I do not use self-check out lanes.  I was at the grocery store and all the lines were long.  I’m trying to make a stand by not getting in the self check out lanes.  Why would I like to scan my own items? Bag my own ish and then pay the machine? The other day […]

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Free therapy session

I need to vent about my family and friends. They expect me to stop what I’m doing to meet them someplace to pick out something for their home. I don’t charge them for my services. (Do you know how much gas is for my Yukon and  it’s an XL?) What irritates me (I’m using my […]

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Just thinking

I was thinking…. Did God take a break in his day when he came up with hot flashes?

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Facebook got me in trouble..again

(The following blog consists of several run-on sentences written on purpose) (Read it like a child trying to explain their way out of trouble) It’s Facebook’s fault!  Yeah, all my FB friends fault. I was bored with the boring  Facebook posts so I checked my emails. I opened my email and found great deals and […]

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It’s time to face the music..well scales

What a weekend. I attended two birthday parties and a tea luncheon. Now I’m scared to step on the scales. See what had happened was…. I didn’t want to disappoint my host by not partaking in not eating the food. I talked to myself before I went to the buffet. I said to myself don’t […]

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I won a trip to Happy Land

I haven’t been writing lately because so many things are going on in my personal life.  I’ve heard of the movie The One Who Flew Over The Coo Coo’s Nest but I don’t know what it is about but I like the title. Right now my life is coo coo for cocoa puffs. (I hate […]

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Get a room!

Ok I’m have come to terms with the fact that I’m a middle age woman.  It wasn’t easy to accept that I am going through……the change.  My body is doing some things that I can’t control.  I’m having a difficult time adjusting so I don’t need Mr’s extraness added into my life. He likes the […]

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My ex boyfriend is coming to town

(This is an old post off my Facebook from April 2015) My ex-boyfriend is coming to town very soon. Its been a very long time since I last saw him. I was very young when I felled in love with him. We even share the same favorite color: purple. He kept cheating with me with […]

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