Deleting Emails

It’s 5 am on Easter Sunday and it’s too early for me to get up to cook so I think I’ll check my emails. I have 6768 emails. That’s it!  I’m deleting at least 5000 of them because it doesn’t make any sense to have these many emails. I don’t even know who most of […]

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A dog with shoes?

I was driving home when I saw what I thought I saw but I had to look again to make sure that I saw what I saw. Well, I be damn, it was a man walking his bulldog with shoes on the dog. I thought dogs came with their own shoes, well paws.  This man […]

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Oops did I say that out loud?

I was minding my own business as I was going inside a local small grocery store.  I spoke to the man that was leaving out the door as I was entering.  I always speak to everyone that I see.  He said my name and I looked at him again and said “Oh hi I wasn’t […]

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It’s mines

I love going out to eat with my friends.  I have one question or maybe an issue I can’t decide which one it is yet.  Please help me.  When my friends and I eat together some of them order appetizers, some order adult beverages.  I usually order dessert instead.  WHY DOES THE WAITER/WAITRESS FEEL THE […]

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I not giving up my position in the gang

I was so proud of myself that I started  going back to water aerobics class. When I got there the pool wasn’t open yet and we had to wait until they opened it up. Let me tell you something. You don’t want to be around a bunch of old folks when they aren’t happy.  Is […]

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My life is a soap opera and game show

I turned on my television the other day and one of my old favorite soap opera was on. I laughed because I would have seen a time back in the day I wouldn’t have left my house until after that show went off air. I don’t even know half of the characters anymore. This is […]

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Advice from Janet

Let me drop a little something something on you young folks. When an older person is giving you advice be thankful that they care enough to share their life experience with you. They are trying to steer you in the right direction. They already been down that road before and they are warning you about […]

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Good food

So anybody that knows me knows I will eat at a 5- star restaurant or a hole in the wall if the food is good.  I wanted some good Mexican food so I took my mom to a hole in the wall.  I warned her “I’m taking you to a hole in the wall but […]

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A really bad hair day

I was getting ready for bed doing my usual bedtime ritual. Wash face, brush teeth, take out contact lenses. I noticed that my hair was dirty.  I thought to myself, I need to change my hair products because I have a build up of dirt on my hair. I thought that this was unusual so […]

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My first video

I enrolled in this free blogging course. It’s supposed to help me increase my following for my blog.  I guess the concept of build it and they will come. (I think the movie is A field of dreams) Well I built this damn blog and I don’t know what the hell I am doing and […]

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