Mother’s Day Group Text

If you are a mother. I am saying Happy Mother’s Day. I love y’all, I appreciate you all BUT DO NOT PUT ME IN A DAMN GROUP TEXT. I seriously appreciate you thinking about me but I’m going to be in church trying to hear the word and my phone will be lighting up and […]

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No self check out lane for me

I do not use self-check out lanes.  I was at the grocery store and all the lines were long.  I’m trying to make a stand by not getting in the self check out lanes.  Why would I like to scan my own items? Bag my own ish and then pay the machine? The other day […]

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I didn’t fall for the scam

Get this: I got an text from area code 267. It said Hello I’m Fabian do you do window blinds and do you accept credit cards? I said yes. It said they are recuperating from Lung Cancer and their son is out of town to let me in the house to take measurements. They need […]

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Just thinking

I was thinking…. Did God take a break in his day when he came up with hot flashes?

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Facebook got me in trouble..again

(The following blog consists of several run-on sentences written on purpose) (Read it like a child trying to explain their way out of trouble) It’s Facebook’s fault!  Yeah, all my FB friends fault. I was bored with the boring  Facebook posts so I checked my emails. I opened my email and found great deals and […]

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I won a trip to Happy Land

I haven’t been writing lately because so many things are going on in my personal life.  I’ve heard of the movie The One Who Flew Over The Coo Coo’s Nest but I don’t know what it is about but I like the title. Right now my life is coo coo for cocoa puffs. (I hate […]

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I not giving up my position in the gang

I was so proud of myself that I started  going back to water aerobics class. When I got there the pool wasn’t open yet and we had to wait until they opened it up. Let me tell you something. You don’t want to be around a bunch of old folks when they aren’t happy.  Is […]

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My life is a soap opera and game show

I turned on my television the other day and one of my old favorite soap opera was on. I laughed because I would have seen a time back in the day I wouldn’t have left my house until after that show went off air. I don’t even know half of the characters anymore. This is […]

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Advice from Janet

Let me drop a little something something on you young folks. When an older person is giving you advice be thankful that they care enough to share their life experience with you. They are trying to steer you in the right direction. They already been down that road before and they are warning you about […]

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A really bad hair day

I was getting ready for bed doing my usual bedtime ritual. Wash face, brush teeth, take out contact lenses. I noticed that my hair was dirty.  I thought to myself, I need to change my hair products because I have a build up of dirt on my hair. I thought that this was unusual so […]

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