It’s Superbowl Sunday

It’s Superbowl Sunday and I am excited.  I went to th e store to purchase snacks.  I still haven’t quite figured out what I am having to eat.  I don’t know what time the game actually starts but I do know that Justin Timberlake is performing at half-time.  I wonder if he is going to […]

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Janet has taken over

I been thinking. I’m usually a funny person (if I must say so myself). Lately so much &$&# is going on that I can’t find my funny. My laughter have been replaced with cuss words instead. I can cuss really damn good too. (if I must say so myself). This might sound crazy but Stephanie […]

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Life Roller Coaster

I used to love riding roller coasters. My life is like a rollercoaster right now. I saw this roller coaster ride from a distance. It was actually my life so I named it The Life Roller Coaster.  It was enormous! I thought there is no way I’m getting on that ride but the reality was […]

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Rules for public restrooms

I’m so tired of going into a public restroom and BAM the smell hit me like a ton on bricks in the face. Who would do that and why weren’t they arrested for committing that felony? Why can’t people follow the rules of public disposal of body waste? Here are the rules: Line the toilet […]

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To eat or not to eat?

I was so proud of myself. I met this handsome man who shares my last name for breakfast the other day. I love breakfast food and it’s my most difficult meal to eat healthy. I once went to the Dr. office and I was going to breakfast afterward and she wanted to know what was […]

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I still got it

I was at the drive thru window at McDonalds and I saw my Mr. walking in the restaurant. I told the drive-thru lady “hey this really cute man just walked in, will you tell him I said hello”? The lady looked like”what?” I repeated my statement again.  She said Okkk??  I then started laughing and […]

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The She-Devil child

(disclaimer, I found this pic off the internet from the above source) I forgotten to tell the story about this child I almost spanked before I realized she wasn’t my family member and that I couldn’t do that. I was waiting for my brother and this little 3-4 year old cute and friendly girl came […]

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