A humorous view inside my head where my alter ego Janet also resides
The other day I was talking with a friend as I was walking out the door to go to an event. I said all (beep) she asked what? I said I got on the wrong bra. I have on my everyday bra that makes my boobs look like they are 52 years old. She said […]
Read MoreHere is the snake story: Last week my hubby told me to check the hot tub levels. No problem, I took off the cover to the hot tub. Mr ribbit ribbit is there on the panel. I started screaming!!! Hubby comes out the house (too slow for me) and said “what”? I asked “didn’t you […]
Read MoreTis the season to keep cash on you. It’s Garage Sale Time of the year!
Read MoreIf you are a mother. I am saying Happy Mother’s Day. I love y’all, I appreciate you all BUT DO NOT PUT ME IN A DAMN GROUP TEXT. I seriously appreciate you thinking about me but I’m going to be in church trying to hear the word and my phone will be lighting up and […]
Read MoreI do not use self-check out lanes. I was at the grocery store and all the lines were long. I’m trying to make a stand by not getting in the self check out lanes. Why would I like to scan my own items? Bag my own ish and then pay the machine? The other day […]
Read MoreI need to vent about my family and friends. They expect me to stop what I’m doing to meet them someplace to pick out something for their home. I don’t charge them for my services. (Do you know how much gas is for my Yukon and it’s an XL?) What irritates me (I’m using my […]
Read MoreI love going out to eat with my friends. I have one question or maybe an issue I can’t decide which one it is yet. Please help me. When my friends and I eat together some of them order appetizers, some order adult beverages. I usually order dessert instead. WHY DOES THE WAITER/WAITRESS FEEL THE […]
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