A humorous view inside my head where my alter ego Janet also resides
The other day I was talking with a friend as I was walking out the door to go to an event. I said all (beep) she asked what? I said I got on the wrong bra. I have on my everyday bra that makes my boobs look like they are 52 years old. She said […]
Read MoreHere is the snake story: Last week my hubby told me to check the hot tub levels. No problem, I took off the cover to the hot tub. Mr ribbit ribbit is there on the panel. I started screaming!!! Hubby comes out the house (too slow for me) and said “what”? I asked “didn’t you […]
Read MoreTis the season to keep cash on you. It’s Garage Sale Time of the year!
Read MoreIf you are a mother. I am saying Happy Mother’s Day. I love y’all, I appreciate you all BUT DO NOT PUT ME IN A DAMN GROUP TEXT. I seriously appreciate you thinking about me but I’m going to be in church trying to hear the word and my phone will be lighting up and […]
Read MoreI do not use self-check out lanes. I was at the grocery store and all the lines were long. I’m trying to make a stand by not getting in the self check out lanes. Why would I like to scan my own items? Bag my own ish and then pay the machine? The other day […]
Read MoreI need to vent about my family and friends. They expect me to stop what I’m doing to meet them someplace to pick out something for their home. I don’t charge them for my services. (Do you know how much gas is for my Yukon and it’s an XL?) What irritates me (I’m using my […]
Read MoreI love going out to eat with my friends. I have one question or maybe an issue I can’t decide which one it is yet. Please help me. When my friends and I eat together some of them order appetizers, some order adult beverages. I usually order dessert instead. WHY DOES THE WAITER/WAITRESS FEEL THE […]
Read MoreI was getting ready for bed doing my usual bedtime ritual. Wash face, brush teeth, take out contact lenses. I noticed that my hair was dirty. I thought to myself, I need to change my hair products because I have a build up of dirt on my hair. I thought that this was unusual so […]
Read MoreI’m so tired of going into a public restroom and BAM the smell hit me like a ton on bricks in the face. Who would do that and why weren’t they arrested for committing that felony? Why can’t people follow the rules of public disposal of body waste? Here are the rules: Line the toilet […]
Read MoreNow my stomach hurts. Can a woman get a break? Lord what sin have thou woman committed to deserve such infliction? The answer was revealed in a vision. Go to the place when you prepareth meals, the place that’s call the kitchen and behold there you will find a wood object installed on the wall […]
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