This showed up on my Facebook post today. This happened last year but it was funny when I read it so I thought I would share with you all.
You can’t take Janet anywhere.(My alter ego personality) I just left the bank. I know all the officers and tellers. As soon as I walked in one of them commented boy you got a spring in your step today. My last trip to the bank I was using a cane.
I gave the teller my money to deposit, I had a lot of five dollar bills and ones. I said oh I have a new job. I am a stripper now. They all started burst out laughing. I said well an overweight stripper on a heavy duty pole. When she asked how much I was depositing the other teller commented that’s not bad! I said right, especially for my first time. We all laughed about my story. I then told them about my Jewelry business where everything is $5 and its nickel and lead free. I liked my original story better!