If you are a mother. I am saying Happy Mother’s Day. I love y’all, I appreciate you all BUT DO NOT PUT ME IN A DAMN GROUP TEXT. I seriously appreciate you thinking about me but I’m going to be in church trying to hear the word and my phone will be lighting up and I’m too nosey not to see who it’s from.

I don’t know these random numbers that’s not saved in my phone. Then I have to try to investigate who originally sent the text. Then if I respond to the text some random damn number will ask me who is this? We are in a group text dum a$&! You are responding to everybody in the text. Duh! I might not know you but we both know the person so please respond to them individually and not in the group text. Thank you.

By the way Happy Mother’s Day. (I crack myself up)