I haven’t been writing lately because so many things are going on in my personal life. I’ve heard of the movie The One Who Flew Over The Coo Coo’s Nest but I don’t know what it is about but I like the title. Right now my life is coo coo for cocoa puffs. (I hate that cereal) I’m going bananas!
I’m working my way to earning an all expense paid vacation with a suite room that’s decorated in a white color palette. The walls are upholstered with a minimum of six inches of padding that is also in the color of white. This deluxe package deal includes a customize white jacket for all elite members of this club. This jacket is a one of a kind designed jacket that includes extra longs sleeves so that you can wrap your arms around to hug yourself.
All elite members will receive 24-hour security. The Security team will personally escort you throughout your daily activities. The security team will also stand guard outside your door for an extra measure of safety. You won’t even have to use a key to open your own doors because the security team will buzz you in and out your room.
There will also be medical staff readily available 24 hours a day. The manager of this establishment will also distribute your medications at no additional charge. Yes you heard me right there is no cost for this service.
Most places includes free continental breakfast but this place includes three meals a day. This is starting to be too good to be true. I’m thinking I need to check the fine print on this facility because Happy Land sounds too good to be true. I see they take most insurances too, ahhh $&@# this is a mental hospital! Where do I check myself in? LOL