Deleting Emails

It’s 5 am on Easter Sunday and it’s too early for me to get up to cook so I think I’ll check my emails. I have 6768 emails. That’s it!  I’m deleting at least 5000 of them because it doesn’t make any sense to have these many emails.

I don’t even know who most of these companies are anyway so delete, delete, delete. I saw an email from Ashley Stewart wait…..let me see what new items I missed. Next five emails deleted. Wait…. Let me read this one again, oh I better respond to this one. Wait…I didn’t see this company’s email and they are having a sale it’s a good thing I checked it because the sale is ending soon. I better look at the deals.

Aw, man, I left something in my basket with another company. I need to see if I still want that item. Wow, that a great deal on a cruise I should look into this before the special goes off. Wait!!! I was supposed to be deleting emails. My adult ADD (Attention Disorder something) has kicked in. I diagnosed myself. This is some bull!  I had one job to DELETE THE DAMN EMAILS and I’m so distracted that I’m writing a blog about it. Can I hire somebody to delete these emails for me? At the rate, I’m going to be broke and homeless if I buy everything in my carts and travel all the places I like.  Ok I’m going back to deleting emails. Damn I just checked and I have more now than I started.

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4 thoughts on “Deleting Emails

  1. be careful, old business emails are always there. I have gone back for several years and found what I needed. Now spend some time spamming the nonsense so your emails don’t fill up, while ignoring the temtations.


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