I not giving up my position in the gang

I was so proud of myself that I started  going back to water aerobics class. When I got there the pool wasn’t open yet and we had to wait until they opened it up. Let me tell you something. You don’t want to be around a bunch of old folks when they aren’t happy.  Is there a rule that I don’t know where old folks can say what they want to and loudly too?

I felt a little sorry for the poor guy that opened the pool because these grey and white-headed wrinkled gang members weren’t going to take this mess. It was kind of funny to hear how they bitched and moaned about the kids from the night before in the pool. I guess the wrinkled gang didn’t like anybody else on their turf.

The music started and normally I’m the baby of the group and I like being the baby but today some other younger lady was here. Oh hell naw! She can visit but she not taking over my position as the baby of the grey and white-headed wrinkled gang.

I got back to moving to the music and uh huh I need to let one out.  I was scared because I thought it will create one of the big bubbles so I just held it in. Do you know how difficult it is to hold your gas in while exercising?  I was way on the other side of the pool so I would have to pass the whole class to get out the pool and risk it slipping out in front of them.  I then thought if I let it go it might turn the swimming pool into a hot tub and that wouldn’t be good either.  Then I looked at miss young visitor again. I bet she didn’t have to worry about her gastrointestinal issues. (heifer) Now, why am I’m hating on this lady because she’s younger than me? I think it’s because she might try to become a member of my gang. Well her $&# isn’t joining until she gets initiated first.  I’m not giving up my title easily I’m going to give her a water aerobic challenge.  Wait, there is no challenge for being the youngest.  I guess we are just going to have to pull out our driver license and it will determine the winner. Ok, she might beat me in age but I bet my license is cuter! No, seriously I get my hair and makeup done for every license and I get re-takes if I don’t like them. I always get compliments on my licenses. Now take that Miss young lady. I can’t wait for the license challenge. Wait, I didn’t think about her license might be cuter than mines.  I need to find another challenge that I can win for sure.


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