So anybody that knows me knows I will eat at a 5- star restaurant or a hole in the wall if the food is good. I wanted some good Mexican food so I took my mom to a hole in the wall. I warned her “I’m taking you to a hole in the wall but the food is good”. When we pull in the driveway she asked ” how in the hell did you find this place”? I told her my friend told me about it. We entered into the back of the building she said “Oh Lord”.
We sat down at our booth and she brushed off the crumbs off the table. (She was looking around like no in the hell she didn’t bring me here” I said its busy here all the time she said um hum (like whatever) a young couple came in, my mama was about to say something about the young man. I quickly said nope before she said anything because his girlfriend was right behind him. The cashier told the couple your order comes to $$$ AND YO BABY MAMA’S order comes to… I thought my mama was going to burst out laughing right there.
When they left my mama said did you see he still have the tags on his jeans? I said that probably a fashion statement. She said well that’s dumb. I said what’s dumb is the baby mama had on house shoes. (The ones with the toes out, do you know how cold it is today in Michigan? They cancelled school because it so cold)
When our food came mom ate it she said “this is good” I told her to stick with me and I’ll show you where to find the good food. I said I have to keep my figure. She asked what figure? I said my plus size figure! Hey round is a shape too. LMBO