I been thinking. I’m usually a funny person (if I must say so myself). Lately so much &$&# is going on that I can’t find my funny. My laughter have been replaced with cuss words instead. I can cuss really damn good too. (if I must say so myself).
This might sound crazy but Stephanie has left the building a couple of months ago. (get the white jacket with the straps ready) (Taking a deep breath and slowly exhaling) Janet has taken over!
I realize that some of you might not know who Janet is if you aren’t my Facebook friend. Janet is my alter ego and she is the reason why I started blogging. Janet has a loyal following on FB and her personality became too big for FB. Seriously, when people see you and ask about your make believe character more than you, that’s a problem. When friends of friends request to friend you because of your alter ego – that’s a problem. When folks ask where is Janet and why she haven’t been on FB lately – that’s a problem. When you call the church office and the secretary answers the phone and tells you they love Janet – that’s confirmation to take Janet to another platform. (you thought I was going to say that’s a problem, didn’t you?)
Janet says things out loud that most people only think. I remember a post I wrote when I was upset with Mr. (My husband who hates social media so I don’t call him by his name) It was time to go to sleep but I was still upset. I was on FB and I thought of how I should put a pillow over his face while he sleeps and just choke the living $&#* out of him but the conclusion was to talk things over in my mind. I thought of all the reasons to let him live because I would have to take out trash, cut grass, fix cars and a whole list of things he does around here so I spared his life. You know it’s always that one person who doesn’t get that its a joke. She called me and said you know you shouldn’t put that in FB. I told her to basically get a f#%^*ing life. (I later found out she was going through a divorce so she was probably was getting pointers on how to really choke the $#%> out of her husband for real).
I’m dealing with some major $#*+ right now and I need Janet to take over because she won’t take no s$@#! from anybody and she’s a git ‘er done type of person. I don’t know when Stephanie is going to return but until then HERE’S JANET!!!!!!! (To read about Janet check out my about page)