I used to love to play board games. My favorite game was Monopoly. I owned the game of Monopoly but my cousin had the game of Life. See we would get different games because we lived on the same street and we pretty much shared our collection of games. Well I played the game Life on many occasions but I don’t ever remembered landing on a space or drawing a card that showed me the things that I’m going through right now in my personal life.
I think that I need to update that damn game and add some real life bull$&# on it. I would add a spaces name the following:
You will now become the parents of your parents.
How to deal with stubborn people. (Ok you twisted my arm, its how to deal with your stubborn parents)
How to choke your mate and love them at the same time.
Personal time to yourself? NOT, go back to Go and don’t collect $200. (I know that’s from Monopoly but this is my new game so I can makeup the rules as I go)
Grown children moved back home with kids.
How to cut off negative family, and friends.
How not to let the cuss words in your head not come out your mouth. (Maybe I’m the only one who needs this one)
I could add about 10 more spaces to my game of Life then I would rename it Welcome to Real Life, Where Only the Strong Will Survive. I think I would add some unique twists to my game of Life too. (I don’t know what yet because I’m typing as I come up with this crap that just runs around in my mind).
I’m opening this up to add your space to be added to the Board game Welcome to Real Life for the low cost of ________ you guessed it $19.99. Have you noticed everything on the commercials cost $19.99? Now they have gotten slick and its only (?) payments of $19.99. Um hm like I’m not going to not realize it not $19.99. Oops I’m off subject AGAIN.