Now my stomach hurts. Can a woman get a break? Lord what sin have thou woman committed to deserve such infliction? The answer was revealed in a vision. Go to the place when you prepareth meals, the place that’s call the kitchen and behold there you will find a wood object installed on the wall called a cupboard, inside you shall findeth a cure called antacids. Take two and call me in the morning. And the good Lord say “Ain’t nobody got timeth for this”!

HEY I DON’T HAVE NOTHING ELSE TO DO WITH MY TIME. I crack myself up.