Damn Eve!

I need to get myself together. I need to slap myself out of it. I have an extremely busy day today. Once my feet hit this floor it will be on and popping. I have three events today and a little shopping in-between. I have no idea what I am  wearing for this two outfits day. Why did Eve have to eat that fruit? She caused all this shit. We all could have been naked and free. Just think how much money we could have saved. All clothing designers would be out of a job but hey who cares because we wouldn’t known what clothes were for anyways.

I was thinking  just imagine if we didn’t see each other in a sexual way if we were naked. That would definitely work in my favor with my body. I wouldn’t care about my stomach needing to be pushed around to my butt area. Ok sidebar: most black men like big butts and mines is flatter than most white women. (I don’t know if you read my other blogs but I didn’t use the word Caucasians because I had trouble spelling it, thank you autocorrect this time) I guess if I’m improving my body I need to get some air to blow up my breast too. Well maybe not air because I’m heavy up top so maybe some more stuffing. You know like pillows on your sofa when they wear down you need to fluff them up or add more stuffing to perk them back up.  Well that’s what my breast need. A lift.

Now that I’m talking about Eve’s ass, it’s because of her we have to work. Well I can’t blame it all on her. Adam couldn’t think for himself. I have one question.  There is a saying that most men think with their little head.  Back in Adam and Eve’s time he wasn’t thinking with that anatomy part so women didn’t have to use sexuality to get her way.  I guess I’ll have to give Eve a high five on that one.

I have no idea how this topic became about Eve. I was going to tell you about my busy day and what I had to do and how excited I was to hang out with my girlfriends but somehow this story changed to being naked and hating on Eve.  Wait back it up. I just realized I said my girlfriends. Clarification I’m old school. When I say my girlfriends, it’s my friends who are women. I’m on team Adam and Eve.  I’m a Christian but I stay in my lane. I don’t care if you are team Adam and Adam, team Eve and Eve, team Adam, Adam and Eve, team Eve, Eve, and Adam. Whew …did I get all the teams? Do you but I don’t want to see it in public.  Get a room! This is for all the teams. It’s just plain rude! Man I am so far off my subject I don’t even know how to get myself back on topic.  I’m not even going to try .  Now I don’t know how to end this.  I got it.  THE END.  EVEI CRACK MYSELF UP!

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