”Tis the season to choke a crackhead”

christmasTo all my super religious, 13″ thick bible carrying Christians you might want to move on to another Blog. This one might not be the Blog for you. This morning I gotten my massage, most kinks was out my body and I was in a good mood. I stopped on my way home to pick up some mailing tape because I used the last of it the other day. I was looking at all the Christmas decorations and I thought I need to do a budget DIY for the outside of my house. I’m in my creative zone, I was getting excited because I like to do different decorations each year. I purchased my items and that’s when I saw him outside the door.  I went into my wallet and took out a dollar and put in in my pocket so I can be ready if he asked me for money. I thought well I could either put it to the red kettle or give it to him directly. I went out the store and he held the door open for me and was very polite. He didn’t ask me for any money. I put my items in back of the car and I was getting ready to take my basket back into the store. He said he would do that for me. I thanked him. He still didn’t ask me for any money soooo me being the good Christian woman that I am remembered the Bible said to feed the hungry. I approached Mr Crackhead and asked him if he would like some food? He said yes. I told him to meet me across the street at the chicken place and I will feed him. He said he would meet me then he later asked….”Can I just have the money to catch the bus”???? I said no I’m not giving you any money but if you want something to eat I will feed you. Do you know what Mr crackhead said to me? Never mind he will be alright. Did this muther….. know I’m doing my Christian duty by trying to feed his ass? I was proud of myself for even asking him. He messed up my peaceful morning with his ungrateful ass!!! Some people won’t let you keep your Christianity all day. This started out being a good day until Mr ungrateful ticked me off. My heart was in the right place in the beginning. Then I just wanted to choke the (beep) out of him.  (Not really but it makes this story a better story to tell)


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